Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2 lbs.
Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2 lbs.
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Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of... well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That's right, folks - 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!
Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks
- the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician's convention, and they're all sour enough to make your face pucker like you've just seen your grandma naked.
But wait, there's more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
- Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
- Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren't enough anymore)
- Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers' reactions
So, whether you're looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.
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