Funeral Cake Vanilla Candle 9oz
Funeral Cake Vanilla Candle 9oz
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A little sweetness for the dearly departed. 🕯️🍰
Funeral Cake fills your space with the warm, decadent aroma of creamy vanilla, sugary sweetness, and rich buttercream. Soft, comforting, and delightfully morbid, it smells like someone brought dessert to the wake and you absolutely saved yourself a slice.
Sweet without losing its dark edge, Funeral Cake is perfect for cozy evenings, rainy days, gothic bedrooms, horror marathons, or whenever your space could use something deliciously haunting.
Housed in a warm amber glass jar with an ornate vintage-inspired label, Funeral Cake looks like a curious little treasure pulled from the shelf of an old funeral parlor.
Because every good funeral deserves cake.
🍰 Vanilla · Buttercream · Sugar
⚰️ Save me a slice at the wake.
🕯️ Candle Details
• 9 oz amber glass jar
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Coconut soy wax blend
• Natural wax with no added dyes
• Cotton wick, lead and zinc free
• Approx. 45-hour burn time
• Gold metal lid
• Vegan wax blend
• Toxin-free, paraben-free & phthalate-free
• Made with wax from renewable sources
Scent: Vanilla Bean
Candle Care: Trim the wick to approximately ¼ inch before lighting. Keep the candle within sight while burning and away from flammable objects, children, and pets.
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